My friend, Beulah, "Allah The Great" has tried EVERYTHING to get a man...she joined Code Pink, because she heard liberal men weren't picky....that didn't work. Beulah chose the screen name "ALLAH THE GREAT to try and get a Muslim guy...she heard they like "healthy" girls....that didn't work. She has tried standing outside of the men's bathroom at Costco and Kroger, to catch a guys' eye with her bright, cheery smile..all that did was get the cops called on her. She rode her bike naked in Denver at the Code Pink protest..all that got was some poo flung at her.
She has advertised on Craigs List...it went something like: frankly I don’t smell that wonderful either, despite taking two showers a day and the frequent application of some fancy-ass cologne this cosmetics tester at Bloomingdales sold me an overpriced bucket of. I have killer periods, bleed like the proverbial stuck pig, using a whole roll of Bounty by the hour. By the way, in case you couldn’t tell, my personality’s not that great either...I'm saving up for electrolosys, so I can't shave my upper lip at this time, it's best if it's 2 inches long and you must love cats...I have 8 of them. That got her a response from an Amish farmer who had just lost his field horse and needed a replacement.
Beulah needs some help in the amore department. If you know of a lonely man, who is looking for love and secure enough in himself, where looks, personality, intelligence in his mate don't matter, PLEASE, have him write Beulah at AiiahTheGreat@aol.com. Think how good you'll feel knowing you helped this sweetheart of a woman find the man of her dreams.
OMG LOL And all these time I was thinking Aiiah is a man
Thanks Stati. I just lost my appetite for my spaghetti ROTFL
Posted by: Wren | September 17, 2008 at 06:52 PM
Perhaps she could be introduced to Parasitic Blob or to Putt?
Posted by: JKARL | September 18, 2008 at 07:39 AM